WTF!? What am I supposed to do when I have to unlock, but the inputs are disabled?

I addended the local .Net Users Group the other day. It was a good session. Mostly for the social aspect as always, but the sessions were also quite interesting.

But there was this one thing that got most of my attention: How many .Net experts does it take to get a projector working? There were two sessions; one mostly about fiddling with scrollbars on a too-low resolution projector, and one which turned out to be a live podcast with no picture at all.

I guess that projector didn't like be used for non-Microsoft stuff, because that last session was about Mono. Luckily he was a good speaker so it turned out interesting anyway.

(Does this say more about people, laptops or projectors? Seems to me this is always a problem. Why can't these things just work?)

I was on this Parent Preparation Course yesterday. This nurse was showing how the baby would go upside-down and jam his head down the birth canal. Then on his way out he would have his face down, twist his shoulders, get his head out, turn the head to the side and wait for the next contraction before popping all the way out.

I hope junior was paying attention, because we won't get to practice on this before the big day...

It's springtime, and I'm starting to wake up from my winter daze.

But I'm not the only one waking up. So are the ants. And now they are marching into my house looking to steal my stuff. So far I haven't found anything missing, but by what they said on the Discovery channel the little creeps are amazingly strong. Who knows what they'll manage to bring home to their queen.

I'm feeling quite safe about the heavier stuff like my stone coffe table, but the kitchen chairs and microwave might be more at risk. And lets just hope they can't manage to open doors. I don't want them going for my computer.

I'll have to get some poison laid out today.