It is well known that programmers hate to be interrupted when they are highly concentrated. And for good reason. It makes them lose their concentration, their flow, and that costs them a lot of time wasted.

Many companies now understand this and provide silent working conditions with a minimum of interruptions. And this helps to a great degree. But still there is a source of disturbance that no company policy can silence - no matter how good the managers are.

The call of Nature.

It can appear at the most inappropriate times. Like when you are really into a good flow - your mind is working at a racing speed, juggling huge amounts of information in short term memory at once. Local variables, program states, architecture, threads, locks, possible race conditions. Your whole problem domain is in your head. You'd just hate to lose that focus now, and spend the next fifteen minutes just regaining the overview. And just then you've been postponing the inevitable long enough.. Just just have to go to the toilet, or your bladder will burst open and rip your guts out.

Or when you're working overtime because you need to fix this stupid bug that your customer has been nagging about for weeks, and now he will throw your whole system out and go to your competition unless you get it fixed by tomorrow. That's just when you don't want to start feeling hungry, and stop working to look at the pizza menu and choose which one you'd like, get an approval for ordering, call the pizza place, tell them yes, you'd like sour cream dressing, and no, you don't want that costly extra cheese around the edge. Your flow, your speed, your inertia is now broken. When you've finally eaten that pizza you are starting to feel tired and you never really get going at the same pace.

So what is the solution to this? The calls of nature can't be silenced, right? They're just a part of being a mere mortal.

This is exactly where the CoderKit™ comes in. It's like a UPS for your body and mind. No matter what, you'll just keep going.

The CoderKit™ consists of two parts, the Intravenous Nourishment and the Stomi-bag. Together these take care of both ends of your body's pressing needs - the Input and the Output.

The Stomi-bag is a complete solution for your body's Output needs. The tube is surgically connected with your colon and bladder. Any output for wich you would otherwise be alerted will be caught in the roomy plastic bag and keeps you undisturbed by calls of nature for days ^_*.

The Intravenous Nourishment solution is what cares for your Input needs. This intravenous needle is constanly supplying your bloodstream with all the nutrition you need. So you no longer need to be concerned that you are going to need some chow anytime soon. You body is kept running with the finest quality liquid nutrients.

There is also the option of adding additional substances to the intravenous drip. A very popular option is the Caffeine Supplement, for the times when you need that extra boost of energy - effective immediately. Also the Coca-Cola™ Injection is a popular choice.

So if you like to be focused and productive. If you like to be able to work without distractions, even from your own body. Then you need to consider this great product.

_{* The Department of Public Health recommend you switch bags at least once a day.}